I leaned over and whispered to Natasha that a castle in the movie looked like a dick and she giggled and said “I KNOOOW!” really loud.
I think I’m going to hell for thinking the guitar player from Bush is hot.
I know theres a lot to stare at when you’re lookin at me but this Wilfred Brimley motherfucker on the bus needs to stop staring at my tits.
Reminder- YOU THINK LARRY DAVID IS HOT! RT @Cupcake_Keila: Am I weird for thinking Walter White’s son with the crutches is kinda hot?
I feel weird when I’m NOT having panic attacks.
Onnit. RT @TrueWidow: @livviesmalls .:. Try more fart jokes?
Props to the dude on the bus wearing an eyepatch eating pistachio ice cream with a tiny spoon. #hardstyle
Am I partying tonight? Somebody tell me what to do.

