I love fun.

Thanks to Kandice at Lacquered Life for giving me this Wu Tang manicure!!

Thanks to Kandice at Lacquered Life for giving me this Wu Tang manicure!!

Those were the sleeves to the dorky jacket that I took and turned into a gnarly heavy metal vest. Before/After

Those were the sleeves to the dorky jacket that I took and turned into a gnarly heavy metal vest. Before/After

I leaned over and whispered to Natasha that a castle in the movie looked like a dick and she giggled and said “I KNOOOW!” really loud.

I think I’m going to hell for thinking the guitar player from Bush is hot.

I know theres a lot to stare at when you’re lookin at me but this Wilfred Brimley motherfucker on the bus needs to stop staring at my tits.

Reminder- YOU THINK LARRY DAVID IS HOT! RT @Cupcake_Keila: Am I weird for thinking Walter White’s son with the crutches is kinda hot?

I feel weird when I’m NOT having panic attacks.

Onnit. RT @TrueWidow: @livviesmalls .:. Try more fart jokes?

Props to the dude on the bus wearing an eyepatch eating pistachio ice cream with a tiny spoon. #hardstyle

Am I partying tonight? Somebody tell me what to do.